Oh, hai. I hope you’ve been having a good weekend.
Mine’s been great. In fact, little c™ and I trained mom to feed us by vibing her with thoughts of starvation and despair.
As you know, established feeding schedules are sacred, and we at Art My Cat Makes respect your right to be fed on time.
In case your mom decides to sleep in next Caturday or the Caturday after that, try this fail-safe method.
1. Set your intention.
2. In a language she will understand.
3. Call in reinforcements.
4. Plead your case.
5. Close in.
6. Lay on the guilt.
7. Point to the noms.
8. Give thanks.
9. Make something cute with your food, so your mom won’t think you’re evil.
9b. Test new waters.
And if your mom fails to adhere to your schedule in the future,
10. Begin anew.